No Pasaran

So I heard Mr. Bush told some of Belarus' people NO PASARAN to USA!!! This is definitely a good news. I think that is how the democracy should be imposed in all these axis of evil nations -- you dudes stay where you are and we punish you but NOT allowing you to come to USA to learn how the democracy works. Makes perfect sense. Democracy means cheap vacuumcleaner plus identification and black-listing of all non-democratic individuals!!! I don't know, maybe I am not democratic enough myself. I heard that Lukashenka is very upset that he can't vacation like Sarkozy in New Hampshire. Lukashenka said he would have to go to Monte Carlo instead. Those Europeans are not democratic enough to deny him the visa. Good thing I can skok-skok right in front of the White House. Not that anyone would care. I heard all sort of people skok-skok over the fence and get detained on the South Lawn. Or is it North? I wonder if these two lawns are any different. Would be fun to see sometimes. My idyllic Belorussian dream....

Belarus, if you must know, does not suffer torrential rains, and its subway system never closes, either due to flooding as in NYC or due to "suspicious" packages like the Red Line in D.C. We Belaurassians are never suspicious. In fact, "trustworthy" is the most comment middle name here in Zajibatychi. I believe Americans should come to Minsk to study how to take the subway. Everything is so orderly, trains are clean and run on time. Could never film that "Man in Black" II movie here -- there are never any... BUGS in the electrical system... Kolobok -- well, different story -- I do take subway every time I am in Minsk. Noone announces though (although I wish they would sometimes) -- Kolobok on the escalator. Sounds romantic though.

I am so happy to be telling you about Belarus. We have lots of fun here. My favorite thing to do in the whole world (after skok-skok) is to make sure our beloved Belarus becomes democratic and free like your USA. So I want to ask you how I can make it happen. I hear USA is very good about making other countries democratic. I do hope you help my country too.